Posts tagged sarcasm

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Posted 6 months ago
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Posted 6 months ago
One night a thief broke into my house to look for money. I got up and started searcing with him.
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Posted 8 months ago
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Posted 8 months ago
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Posted 8 months ago
Tell them!

Tell them!

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Posted 9 months ago
  1. Me: Hey I just met you
  2. Him: Bitch you're crazy
  3. Me: But here's my number
  4. Him: I'll call you,maybe
  5. Me: It's hard to look right at you baby
  6. Him: Just keep that number.
  7. Me: Don't call me crazy!
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Posted 9 months ago
I’m so good at this sport ;)

I’m so good at this sport ;)

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Posted 10 months ago

Me vs Books

  1. Me: I really can't stay.
  2. Computer: But baby it's Tumblr time.
  3. Me: I've got to go away..
  4. Computer: But baby is Facebook time
  5. Me: This all day has been so very nice.
  6. Computer: You won't be studying,you know I'm right.
  7. - http: //thisisvale.tumblr.com/
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Posted 10 months ago

Scumbag brain.

  1. Me: C'mon,brain! It's time to study!
  2. Brain: Why? You still have plenty of time!
  3. Me: You're right man.
  4. During the test.
  5. Me: Brain,help me!
  6. Brain: You should have studied! You're on your own now.
  7. Me: Son of a b***h
  8. -http: //thisisvale.tumblr.com/
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Posted 10 months ago

I’m not an idiot. I’m fucking hilarious.

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Posted 10 months ago

I hate when this happens.

  1. Me: *sleeping*
  2. Mom: Good morning hun,you know I bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla and you have to bla bla bla bla bla bla ok?
  3. Later in the afternoon.
  4. Mom: Did you do that?
  5. Me: What?
  6. Mom: See? You never listen to anything I say!!!
  7. Me: When the heck did you tell me?
  8. Mom: When you were sleeping!
  9. Me: Imma kill you.
  10. http: //thisisvale.tumblr.com/
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Posted 10 months ago

I have to study. Oh,look…a notification!!!

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Posted 10 months ago

I’m very religious. I’m devoted to the procrastination god.

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Posted 10 months ago

Oh,so you don’t like my style? Too bad I ran out of fucks to give.

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Posted 10 months ago

LOL❤

- http://thisisvale.tumblr.com/