Posts tagged irony

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What do you call a black person on the moon? An astronaut,you racist bastard.

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Posted 11 months ago

- Honey,tell me that you love me! - “That you love me”.

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- Baby you piss me off like nobody else! The way that you pull my hair gets on my nerves! But when you smile at the ground it ain’t hard to tell you don’t know….You don’t know you’re awful.

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Posted 11 months ago

Home: where I can look ugly and enjoy it.

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Whenever I feel sad, I just go to my happy place… The fridge.

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Posted 11 months ago

When a tv shows ends and you’re sad you have to go back to your pathetic life.

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When you are waiting for a text from the person you have a crush on and you remember that you were the one who didn’t reply back.

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Being so busy but ending up doing nothing. Yup,that’s me.

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Oh,so you can afford an iPhone? Please,keep on telling me how much cooler than me you are.

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Posted 11 months ago

Just because I don’t beat you with a crowbar it doesn’t mean I like you.

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Posted 11 months ago

There’s too much blood in my caffeine system.

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I’m not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.

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Posted 11 months ago

Laughing so hard no noise comes out; so you just sit there clapping like a retarded seal.

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When butterflies get nervous, do they feel humans in their stomach?